I’ve realized that I would never want to be a twin! Why would I want to compete with me to be more me? 

 - D -

DICKS - Anyone with a dick can make a baby, but it takes a real man to raise his children. (Quoted from Boyz N The Hood) Girls, please stay away from these kinds of guys. Bad boys only have one thing on their mind. ONE THING! And don’t think your going to be that one girl that’s going to “change his life and that you are going to be the one girl that he really falls inlove with”. NO. A dog will always be a dog. He’s going to want to be pet in the right places, and he’s always going to want his ego stroked. (If you can catch my drift).

DISRESPECTING THE WAITRESS - is not the best idea! I cannot focus on this enough because I am a waitress. No one realizes that technically we have authority over what you want. We order your food and serve it. Therefore, on our way to bring it out to you, we can do anything we want to it… THAT IS RIGHT. We can spit in it. We can go to the restroom and not wash our hands. We could even add a little extra to your meal to make things a bit more spontaneous. So please be nice to us. This teenager walked in, totally gave me attitude, and responded like she was superior to me. I don’t think so girlfriend. I will lay your ass out when I see you outside of Curry House. WAITRESSES UNITE!

DANCING IN THE RAIN - is the STUPIDEST thing I’ve ever heard. And trust me, I TRIED. These stupid, cheesy quotes make you believe that you can live like you are in some type of movie where life has a musical background and the climax is in slow motion. Girls who say they love to dance in the rain. DO YOU? DO YOU REALLY? Please, tell me. HOW is it possible to dance in the rain with absolutely no music? HOW CAN YOU ENJOY GETTING WET? (Don’t be perverted!) You cannot do anything in this damn rain! Leaving your bed with the heating pad is difficult. Leaving your house is difficult. Walking to your car is difficult. Worst of all, driving is not only difficult, it’s dangerous! SCREW THIS RAIN! 

DO UNTO YOURSELF, AS YOU WOULD DO UNTO OTHERS - This might not be The Golden Rule, but it certainly is just as important. This is for all the people who are so selfless that they forget their own importance. Sometimes it’s okay to think about yourself before anyone else. If you treasure the wrong people, it’s only going to lead you to disappointment and hurt continuously. That is something no one deserves, especially if you’re only trying to be the better person. How can you truly love anyone if you don’t even know how to love yourself? Be nice, but don’t be weak. Do not let people step all over you, because your heart will slowly become bitter towards the world.

You know what’s the best feeling? When you see that you are really growing up. I think this is something we all need to feel eventually.

Yeah it’s the weekend! Finally everyone can relax and enjoy themselves. Hope you all have one hell of a time, and don’t you dare drive drunk! If you are with me, don’t you dare let me drive drunk either! And whoever doesn’t have any plans, HIT A SISTA UP!!!!! I love bowling.

- C -

CRASH PARTIES - because you will never be able to do that when you’re past 20. What, someone doesn’t want you at their party? WHO THE FUCK CARES. Strut into that house like it’s your own and run the damn place. You’ll end up laughing and reminiscing about what you did instead of looking back and only remembering yourself staying home, watching porn, and facebooking. Never regret not doing the things you could and should have done.

CLEAVAGE - is sexy. You might have mosquito bite nipples, but try your hardest to perk them babies up! Excercise in a push up bra so we can see the twins jiggle. When you laugh, shake em a little bit and lean forward. BUT DON’T YOU DARE DO MORE THAN THAT. Being a slut with cleavage still makes you a slut. Being a lady with cleavage makes you sexy. THROW SOME D’S ON THAT BITCH!!!!

COREAN - tattoos are played OUT. Stop being unoriginal by getting dragons, tigers, coyfish, and Corea inked on yourself. AND YES I AM TALKING TO ALL MY BELOVED FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS AS WELL. I understand you have korean pride but it’s all a fad. EVERYONE’S DAMN SN WAS KPX OR AZNX right? DO PEOPLE STILL HAVE THOSE TYPE OF SN’S NOWADAYS? I didn’t thinks so. So please get a tat of something meaningful and different.

CLOSEST FRIENDS- can also be your closest enemies. Never spill your heart out to some random mutual girlfriend you just met at a sooljip. Especially with alcohol in your system, you guys are both gonna be like “OMG! WERE SO ALIKE!” And then you’re gonna run your damn mouth about all the mistakes you made in your life and the history of it. DON’T. And make sure you recognize who your true close friends are because if you guys end up getting into shit, she COULD and just MIGHT tell all your dirty little secrets. Vulnerability is also weakness. And yes, this happened to me before. DAMN YOU, YOU CUNT! (Which also starts with a C, and that is why I used that word out of the rest)

A random note, CAN YOU BELIEVE EDC IS AT LAS VEGAS? So I think I’ve made my decision to go… But just with who? Well, whatever the case may be, HOLLA!

It’s crazy how I can get hooked onto tumblr only after a day of using it! This blogging thing is SO fun! Anyway here are the things that go through my mind with the letter B.

BETTER THE WORLD - It doesn’t matter how many lives you change or what difference you make, as long as you did it. We all have a fire inside us, and we need to use it to help others. Open the door for someone. Stack the plates so it makes it easier on the waitress. Give a compliment. Spread the gospel in a foreign country. Do anything that will make you feel accomplished at the end of the day no matter the size.

BREAKING OUT - IS OKAY. I have been so damn stressed lately because of these huge zits growing on my face screaming “HEY LOOK AT ME! I’M JUICY AND CRAVING ATTENTION!” Acne is just a phase, but I promise we will all get through it! This is the one trait I have that really lowers my self-esteem, but I know that I just gotta look at my other stronger traits. This is what we should all do. Don’t focus on one ugly part of your face, but love the rest. 

BURNING OLD PICTURES - will not help you forget your past. Whatever you went through must have been a struggle, but every rose has its thorns. All your memories must have a good and bad. Look at your old shoebox and reminisce the person you were and adore the person you are now. The past is the past. Whoever fucked yours up probably helped you grow in many ways as well.

BITCHES - Talk shit cuz they’re jealous. Don’t be intimidated by their arrogant and loud ways. Deep inside they are frightened little chihuahuas wanting to be heard. We probably know a bitch, have encountered one, or even heard of a bitch. Don’t follow after them or be too annoyed by their ways. After time, they will learn to grow the fuck up and realize that being bitchy only gives them a bad name.

B-BLOOD TYPE B’S - ARE THE SHIT! Yes, we are blunt. Yes, we are hard headed, but we are awesome friends who are down for the ones we love. We are independent animal lovers who make history for being exactly who we are! All the B Ladies, Put yo hands up!!

So I decided to start a Tumblr because I have come to the conclusion that I am going to be a celebrity when I grow up. (You think I’m kidding don’t you?) So here’s a little something to remember me by when I’m long gone eating lunch with Dicaprio!

We will start with the letter A

ADORE YOURSELF - You are your worst critic so ease up a little bit and learn to love yourself. I’m not saying love everything about you! Aw hell no, we don’t like them cocky bimbos, and if you are one, stay clear away from me because Lemi might have to choke a bitch! But remember to look in the mirror and smile at the person you see. You are only as beautiful as you say you are. 
(Unless you are Kim Kardashian’s mom. This blog is NOT for you. You’re old and you’re time has long passed. Stop mooching off your daughters’ fame you old hag.)

ATTACHMENT - Being too attached to someone or something can be detrimental to your relationship with them and yourself. Being alone is just as healthy as being with others as well. Take walks. Write a journal. Practice an instrument. Pray. Whatever you do, just shut off the world and appreciate the alone time you have with yourself. We don’t need anybody so why must we be needy? Remember that when they bury you, no one or nothing will be in that casket except yourself.

AXE - Do not use this to attract girls! For all you cheap bozos who follow the commercial, no girl is gonna BOW CHICA WOW WOW near your ass! That shit was done with when Levon ———ian  decided to buy the whole damn stock in middle school.

ARMENIANS - No matter what, you’re gonna have to love them, especially if you live in the Glendale/La Crescenta area. Most are egotistical dicks, but some are very decent too. Yes, they might be hookah smoking, beamer riding, and exhaust blowing scumbags. I agree that they rock leggings and uggs every other day and have the same bleachblonde, burgundy, or black hair that they hairspray as if they didn’t shower for weeks. But they are just as well humans as we are. Plus, if you start shit with one, you may as well get the whole damn V-TECS tailgating your ass home! Ignore The Stench. Be Kind.
(All my armenian friends, you know I love you guys!) 

And Lastly,

ACCEPTANCE - Listen, I know exactly what type of person you are. You’re probably a fat loner attending GCC who smokes cigarettes to keep yourself busy during breaks. And no, you are not fooling anyone with your non-stop phone checking because we all know that you are actually scrolling down your contacts to find someone to text! Maybe if you’re lucky, you’ll have a friend who you can spend time with during your breaktime. But if you see someone by themselves, remember that you were once in the same position before. Swallow your pride and take the time out of your hands to accept and get to know the fellow. Because remember, Strangers are just friends you haven’t met!